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Why do online friends make terrible chefs? Because they can't handle the cookies!
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Why did the online friends start a podcast? They wanted to 'stream' their thoughts!
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Why did the online friends throw a party? They wanted to celebrate their 'byte'-ful friendship!
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Why did the online friends go to therapy? They needed help resolving their 'attachment' issues!
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Why did the online friends start a detective agency? They wanted to solve 'web' of mysteries!
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Why did the online friends start a fitness club? They wanted to exercise their right to 'click' with each other!
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Why did the online friend become a gardener? They wanted to grow their friendships organically!
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Why did the online friends start a band? They wanted to have a great connection!
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Why did the online friend bring a ladder to the internet? Because they wanted to reach the next level of friendship!
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I've got these online friends who are fitness enthusiasts. They're always telling me, You need to exercise more, get those steps in. Meanwhile, I'm here thinking, I just did a marathon—scrolling through Netflix for an hour. That's cardio, right?
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You know, I've got these online friends who are like, We're so close, we share everything. Yeah, except for the Wi-Fi password. They guard that like it's the secret recipe for grandma's cookies. I've known them for years, but if I ask for the password, suddenly we're in some high-stakes negotiation. It's like, How well do you really know me, bro? Are you sure you won't leak it to the dark web?
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I've got this one online friend who thinks he's a detective. Every time I post something, he's Sherlock Holmes trying to decipher the hidden meaning. He used the laughing emoji twice; it must be a cry for help. No, Kevin, I just thought the cat video was hilarious. No deep existential crisis here.
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Online friends are the true MVPs during family gatherings. When the conversation gets awkward, they're the ones sending you hilarious memes to keep you sane. It's like having a secret support group behind the scenes, ensuring you survive the holiday dinner without losing your mind.
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You ever notice how online friends become relationship experts when you're having a rough time? I could be like, I spilled coffee on my keyboard, and suddenly they're Dr. Phil, saying, Well, maybe your keyboard is a metaphor for your unresolved childhood issues. No, Susan, it's just a sticky 'Enter' key.
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Online friends are like superheroes in disguise. You never know who they really are. I mean, for all I know, Batman could be the guy who always sends me cat memes. And Wonder Woman? She's probably the one with the impeccable taste in GIFs. It's a virtual Justice League, fighting boredom one meme at a time.
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My online friends are amazing. They're always there for me, 24/7. Well, except for when I need tech support. Suddenly, it's like they're on a siesta in the Bermuda Triangle. I'm sitting there with a frozen screen, and they're probably on the other end thinking, Let's see if he figures out the problem on his own. Survival of the fittest, you know?
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Online friends are like the weather forecast. Sometimes they're accurate, sometimes they're way off, and occasionally they disappear altogether. I'll be like, Hey, where were you yesterday? And they're like, Oh, I was in a digital dead zone. Sure, Susan, a likely story. Did you get caught in a Wi-Fi black hole?
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Online friends are the only people who can make a conversation about grocery shopping turn into a philosophical debate. I'll be like, I'm thinking of buying organic tomatoes, and suddenly they're dropping knowledge bombs about the agricultural industry. Dude, I just wanted to know if they make good spaghetti sauce.
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I love my online friends, but they're like the Avengers of bad advice. I once asked for relationship tips, and one of them suggested sending a GIF of a dancing banana to express my feelings. Yeah, because nothing says I love you like a potassium-packed fruit with happy feet.
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