9 Older Folks Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 12 2025

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Why did the retired couple take up skydiving? They wanted to take their relationship to new heights!
Why don't older folks gamble at the casino? They already took a chance on that hip replacement!
Why did the retired magician become a gardener? He wanted to make things disappear... into the soil!
Why don't older folks play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can't remember where!
Why did the retired couple start a band? They wanted to rock their retirement!
Why did the retired chef become a gardener? He wanted to add a little spice to his life!
Why do retired athletes make terrible criminals? They're always getting caught!
Why don't older folks get lost? They just take the scenic route!
Why did the retired teacher bring string to the classroom? To tie up loose ends!

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