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You ever notice how "old timer" is just a polite way of saying someone's been around since the invention of the wheel? I mean, they're not ancient, they're just the living, breathing history channel.
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Old timers" have this magical ability to turn any conversation into a history lesson. You ask them about their day, and suddenly you're getting a detailed account of the Great Sock Shortage of '62.
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Ever notice how "old timers" have a secret superpower? They can predict the weather better than any meteorologist. Forget high-tech instruments; they just stick their hand out the window and say, "Yep, gonna rain.
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I asked an old timer for his recipe for a long and happy life. He said, "Simple, son. Laugh a lot, love deeply, and never trust a person who doesn't appreciate a good dad joke." Wise words from a seasoned joke connoisseur.
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You know you're talking to an "old timer" when their idea of binge-watching is reminiscing about the good old days before remote controls. "Back in my day, we had to get up to change the channel, and we liked it!
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You can always tell when an "old timer" is trying to impress you with their strength. They'll be like, "Back in my day, we didn't have power tools; we had determination and sore muscles.
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I was at the store with an old timer, and he saw a flip phone on display. He looked at it nostalgically and said, "Ah, the good old days when hanging up angrily had some weight to it.
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You ever notice how "old timers" have a different definition of multitasking? For them, it's drinking coffee, reading the newspaper, and giving you life advice—all at the same time.
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I was chatting with an old timer the other day, and he said, "Son, in my time, we didn't have smartphones; we had smart instincts." I guess back then, your gut feeling was the real GPS.
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