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The office coffee machine is like a water cooler with a caffeine addiction. We gather around it, sharing tales of our daily struggles, praying that today's brew is strong enough to make us forget it's only Wednesday.
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Office chairs are like the unsung heroes of bad posture. They pretend to be ergonomic, but after eight hours, you're pretty sure your spine has developed its own unique S-curve. Maybe that's why they call it a swivel chair – to dodge responsibility for our chiropractic bills.
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I don't trust people who don't get excited about fresh notebooks. There's just something magical about cracking open a new one – until you realize your handwriting still looks like a third-grader's no matter how fancy the notebook is.
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Can we talk about the mystery of disappearing pens in the workplace? It's like they have a secret society – "The Pen-guin Club." You lend someone a pen, and poof! It's gone, off to join its pen pals in the vast unknown of office supplies.
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Whoever invented the sticky note is a genius. It's the only socially acceptable way to remind yourself to buy milk without looking like you've lost your mind. "Oh, don't mind me, I'm just decorating my desk with grocery lists.
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your week is finding a new favorite pen at the office. Forget promotions or salary raises, give me a smooth, gel ink pen, and I'm on top of the world.
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Why is it that the more colorful and exciting the office supplies aisle is, the less colorful and exciting your actual work turns out to be? I bought glittery pens thinking they'd make my reports sparkle. Turns out, glitter doesn't have the same effect on spreadsheets.
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You know you're in a serious meeting when someone breaks out a fancy clicky pen. It's like they're trying to emphasize their point with every satisfying "click." Forget PowerPoint, bring on the pen-click presentations!
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Ever notice how the printer only runs out of toner when you have the most important document to print? It's like the printer has a sixth sense for inconvenient timing. Maybe it's secretly plotting against us.
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