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Public Transport Nose Dive
The challenge of enduring various odors during public transport.
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I was on the subway the other day, and the person next to me decided it was the perfect time to do a science experiment: How many people can you clear from a subway car with one silent but deadly release? Spoiler alert: It was a social experiment, and I was the unwilling participant.
The Gym Sniff Test
Navigating the olfactory obstacle course at the gym.
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They say exercise is good for the body and the mind, but no one warned me about the assault on the nostrils. I swear, the gym should provide gas masks at the entrance. I don't want a six-pack if it means I have to smell someone else's five-day-old protein shake.
Dating Scent-sations
The challenges of navigating scents on a date.
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They say scent is a powerful aphrodisiac, but no one warned me about the potential turn-offs. Nothing kills the mood faster than realizing your date's cologne is a close relative of industrial-strength floor cleaner. Note to self: check the scent compatibility chart before swiping right.
Office Aromatherapy
Navigating the various scents in a shared office space.
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I work in an open-office environment, which is just a fancy way of saying, "Let's share our lunch smells with each other." It's like playing Russian Roulette with leftover curry—will it be the mild version or the tear-inducing, sinus-clearing edition?
Pet Perfume Paradox
Navigating the world of pet-friendly fragrances.
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They say a dog's sense of smell is incredible, but I didn't realize it meant they could detect the subtle notes of desperation in my attempts to make them smell like a bouquet of roses. I guess "Pet Perfume" is just a fancy way of saying "Human Humiliation.
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