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The Skeptic
When you're not sure if oats are really that good for you
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They say oats are heart-healthy. I've been eating them, waiting for my heart to break into a musical number like in those old Disney movies. Spoiler alert: It hasn't happened.
The Lazy Cook
When making oatmeal feels like too much work
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The only thing I cook with oats is instant oatmeal. If cooking were an Olympic sport, I'd be the guy trying to qualify in the "Pressing Start on the Microwave" category.
The Health Nut
When oats are too healthy, but you're trying to stay on track
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Oats are like the superheroes of the breakfast world. They're just waiting for their movie: "The Oatsvengers: Rise of the Bran.
The Environmentalist
When you love oats but worry about their impact on the environment
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Oats are like the eco-warriors of the breakfast aisle. I half-expect them to organize a protest against plastic packaging. "Hey, hey, ho, ho, single-use containers have got to go!
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