5 Jokes For O'connor

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 06 2025

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The Waitress at O'Connor's Pub

Balancing trays of drinks while avoiding advances from overly confident patrons
A guy tried impressing me at O'Connor's by ordering the most expensive bottle of wine. I thought, "Do you know where you are? This is a pub, not a vineyard. Next time, go for the whiskey.

The Janitor at O'Connor's Pub

Cleaning up after a night of revelry and unexpected messes
The things I've seen while cleaning at O'Connor's could fill a comedy special. Last week, I found someone's phone in the toilet. I thought, "That's the last time someone takes 'drunk dialing' literally.

The Bartender at O'Connor's Pub

Dealing with rowdy customers and bizarre drink requests
The other day, a guy walked into O'Connor's and said, "Give me something strong, but not too Irish." I handed him a glass of water and said, "There you go, it's barely even wet.

The Regular at O'Connor's Pub

Trying to maintain a reputation as the 'cool regular' despite questionable life choices
I tried explaining to my boss that I couldn't come to work because of a "personal commitment." Little did he know, I committed to a staring contest with my reflection in O'Connor's bathroom mirror.

The Stand-Up Comic Performing at O'Connor's Comedy Night

Winning over a crowd more focused on their drinks than punchlines
The crowd at O'Connor's is so rowdy; I tried doing observational comedy, but they were too busy observing how many beers they could balance on their heads.

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