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I asked a local in Nunavut for directions, and they said, "Go north until you feel your nose hairs freezing, then hang a left.
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You haven't experienced true cold until you've played hide and seek in Nunavut. You hide behind an iceberg, and nobody finds you until July.
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In Nunavut, small talk revolves around the weather, but instead of complaining about rain, it's more like, "Have you seen the latest glacier formations? Riveting stuff!
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Nunavut is so remote; even the GPS says, "Are you sure you want to go there? There's nothing but polar bears and frozen regrets.
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You know you're in Nunavut when your thermostat has a setting that just says "Arctic Blast" because apparently, "Cold" wasn't descriptive enough.
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I tried to make a snowman in Nunavut, but by the time I finished the first ball, my fingers were too numb to roll the second one. So, I guess it's more of a snowblob.
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The people in Nunavut have the most robust immune systems. Not because they take vitamins, but because they've built up a resistance to the judgmental stares of their frozen surroundings.
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In Nunavut, the term "summer vacation" means turning off the heater for a day.
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In Nunavut, the phrase "breaking the ice" takes on a whole new meaning. It's not just a conversation starter; it's a survival skill.
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