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Nuns must have some kind of special agreement with time. I mean, have you seen how punctual they are? They make Swiss watches look tardy.
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I've noticed something about nuns - they're the only people who can make a ruler seem scarier than any horror movie villain. That "tap-tap" sends shivers down my spine to this day.
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You know, I always found it amusing how nuns are like the original superheroes. I mean, they've got the cape, the secret headquarters (convents), and they're always fighting evil. Plus, instead of a sidekick, they've got the power of prayer.
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Nuns have perfected the art of speed walking. You try keeping up with them in those habits - it's like they've got a turbo boost hidden under those robes.
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You know how they say "dress for the job you want"? Nuns take it to the next level. They dress for both the job they want and the spiritual level they're aiming for.
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Nuns are like the ultimate multitaskers. Praying while gardening, meditating while cooking—seriously, they could give productivity gurus a run for their money.
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Ever notice how nuns have that incredible ability to command silence? I swear, a room full of rowdy kids goes pin-drop quiet the moment a nun steps in. It's like they've got a 'shush' superpower.
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Ever noticed how nuns have this knack for making even the most mundane tasks look like an Olympic event? Folding laundry? They've turned it into a competitive sport.
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Nuns are the real pros at self-discipline. I mean, have you seen how they resist swearing when they hit their thumbs with a hammer? It's all "Bless this mess" instead of the usual outbursts.
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