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Why did the number 2 pencil go to school early? It wanted to be sharp for the test!
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Why did the number 2 pencil go on a diet? It wanted to stay trim and sharp!
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Why did the number 2 pencil enroll in art class? It wanted to draw attention!
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Why did the number 2 pencil refuse to write in the rain? It was afraid of getting all soggy!
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Why did the number 2 pencil apply for a job? It wanted to be a successful sketch artist!
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Why did the number 2 pencil break up with the number 1 pencil? It felt too sharp of a relationship!
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Why did the number 2 pencil go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues with its sharpness.
The Number 2 Pencil
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I think Number 2 pencils have a secret society. Ever notice how they're always huddled together in pencil cups, whispering about how they're going to smudge all your important documents?
The Number 2 Pencil
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I've realized something about these pencils. They’re like relationships: they start sharp, but the longer you’re together, the more you’re erasing mistakes until there's barely any lead left, and suddenly, you’re searching for a new Number 2.
The Number 2 Pencil
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I heard someone say, Life is like a Number 2 pencil, sometimes you just need an eraser. And I thought, Life is also like a pencil, it can be really dull.
The Number 2 Pencil
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I’ve come to the conclusion that Number 2 pencils are the unsung heroes of standardized tests. They’ve probably seen more stress and panic than therapists. I wouldn’t be surprised if they have support groups where they share horror stories about spelling bees and SATs.
The Number 2 Pencil
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You know, I never understood why they call it a Number 2 pencil. Are there pencil rankings I missed? Like, is there a Number 1 pencil looking down on the Number 2 going, Oh, look at Mr. Popular with your yellow coat and eraser. Bet you think you're so fancy!
The Number 2 Pencil
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You ever get a test handed back to you, and you're like, I swear, my answers were right! Then you see that sadistic little mark on top saying Use a Number 2 pencil, and suddenly your Number 3 choice becomes the reason for your academic downfall.
The Number 2 Pencil
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I think the Number 2 pencil is proof that in life, sometimes the simplest things work the best. You don't need a fancy gadget, just a reliable yellow stick that, for some reason, disappears faster than socks in the laundry.
The Number 2 Pencil
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You know, they always say, The pen is mightier than the sword. But nobody mentions the pencil. I mean, have you ever tried to threaten someone with a Number 2 pencil? Hey, back off or I'll give you a really smudgy note!
The Number 2 Pencil
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You know why pencils have erasers? To teach us that it's okay to make mistakes. But let's be real, by the time you reach the eraser, you've already committed to your mistake like it's your first tattoo.
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