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Contacts are a strange concept. We willingly stick these tiny, transparent circles on our eyes, just so we can join the ranks of the "notsees." It's like, "I see you not seeing me, but I see you seeing me not see you." Confusing, right?
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Dating someone with glasses is like having a live-in "notsee" companion. They can't find their glasses without wearing their glasses – it's a vicious cycle of blurry romance.
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There's an unspoken bond among the "notsees" when you meet someone with the same prescription as you. It's like finding a long-lost sibling in the sea of blurry faces.
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You ever notice how people with bad eyesight are like undercover detectives? They're the real "notsees" – blending in, squinting at clues, and solving mysteries right in front of us!
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I tried to impress my optometrist by reading the entire eye chart without hesitation. Turns out, it was just the "notsee" list – a compilation of things they've been intentionally avoiding seeing.
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I admire people who wear glasses without any prescription – they're the ultimate fashion "notsees." They don't need vision correction; they just want to be part of the sophisticated, intellectual blurry club.
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Contact lenses are like tiny magic portals for "notsees." You put them in, and suddenly, you're transported to a world where street signs have actual words, not abstract artistic interpretations.
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I recently got glasses, and now I feel like a superhero. My superpower? I can finally see what the "notsees" have been plotting on those tiny restaurant menus! Spoiler alert: it's all delicious.
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You know you're a true "notsee" when you mistake a friend for a lamppost from a distance. It's all fun and games until you realize that lamppost has been ignoring your texts.
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