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Nose rings are the facial equivalent of putting a cherry on top – a cherry that says, "I'm quirky, and I also probably have a drawer full of mismatched socks.
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I saw someone with a nose ring the other day, and I couldn't help but think, "Well, there's someone who's committed to always looking slightly surprised.
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I tried wearing a fake nose ring once for fun, but I felt like a poser. It's like putting a "Baby on Board" sticker on your car when you're actually transporting your pet iguana.
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Nose rings are like the bold punctuation marks of the face. Forget the comma or the period; give me an exclamation point right there on the schnoz!
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Nose rings are like tiny, rebellious satellites on your face. They're just there, orbiting around, picking up signals from the mother ship of individuality.
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Nose rings are like the rebel spies of the body jewelry world. They're the undercover agents working behind enemy lines, gathering intel on societal norms.
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Do nose rings come with a manual? Like, is there a guide on how to sneeze without launching the thing across the room? Asking for a friend who's considering face embellishments.
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Nose rings are the body's way of saying, "I need a little bling, but I don't want to commit to a full-fledged jewelry store. Let's keep it local.
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You ever notice how nose rings are like real-life GPS trackers for faces? "Turn left at the nose ring, and you've arrived at the person with questionable life choices.
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