17 Jokes For No Atmosphere

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Updated on: Aug 05 2024

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I made a joke about the atmosphere, but it went over like a lead balloon.
I told a joke to the atmosphere, but it blew away. I guess it didn't find it funny!
Why did the atmosphere break up with the ocean? It needed space!
The atmosphere started a band, but they couldn't handle the pressure.
I invited the atmosphere to my party, but it was too thin-skinned. Couldn't handle the atmosphere!
The atmosphere tried stand-up comedy, but it always fell flat.
I told a joke to the atmosphere, but it didn't react. It has no sense of humor!

Lost in Translation

I tried to tell an alien a joke on a planet with no atmosphere. Let's just say the punchline didn’t land, or maybe it did, but you couldn’t hear it anyway!

Cosmic Coffee Shops

They tried opening a coffee shop on that atmosphere-less planet. Imagine ordering a latte and getting... nothing. Just the silence of your regrets.

Galactic Golfing

They tried hosting a golf tournament on that planet with no atmosphere. Imagine the tee off: And... where did the ball go? Oh right, nowhere.

Planetary Snooze Fest

Ever been to a planet with no atmosphere? Yeah, it's like being in a room with a bunch of mute people after telling your best joke. Silence.

The Worst Space Date

You know, I went on a date to Mars the other day. Talk about no atmosphere! I thought it was just her, but nope, turns out the whole planet's a bore.

Space Tourism Flop

I booked a space trip to a planet with no atmosphere. The brochure said, Breathtaking views. They weren't lying. Literally, no one was breathing!

Starry Night Out

Went stargazing on that planet without atmosphere. Turns out, the stars have no space either! They're just stuck in that dullness, waiting for a laugh.

Silent Space Karaoke

You ever try karaoke on a planet with no atmosphere? It's like singing in a soundproof booth while everyone else is in another galaxy.

Oxygen Bar, Anyone?

They say there's no atmosphere on that planet. I say, Great, maybe they have an oxygen bar where you can finally breathe in peace!

Alien Yelp Reviews

I saw an alien Yelp review about a planet with no atmosphere. Great views, terrible ambiance. Would not abduct again.

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