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Why did Nipsey Hussle become a chef? Because he knew how to drop some serious beets in the kitchen!
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Why did Nipsey Hussle bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to reach new heights in the rap game!
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Nipsey Hussle started a bakery, but it didn't work out. Turns out, he was making too many dough !
The Marathon Continues
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You know, Nipsey Hussle's motto was The Marathon Continues. I tried incorporating that into my life, but I gotta be honest, after the first mile, I was more like, The Snack Run Begins!
I'm on a Hustle Diet
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Nipsey had the Hussle; I've got the hustle... diet. I mean, let's be real, my idea of a hustle is running to the kitchen during commercials. That's a marathon of its own, dodging furniture and pets.
Marathon of Procrastination
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Nipsey talked about a marathon; I'm more into marathons of procrastination. I've mastered the art of putting things off – I even procrastinate about procrastinating.
Invest in Snacks, Not Stocks
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Nipsey was all about investing and building businesses. I tried that too. I invested in snacks – you know, thinking about those marathon munchies. Turns out, my portfolio is just a bunch of empty chip bags and candy wrappers. Who knew Doritos weren't a blue-chip stock?
Marathon of Selfies
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Nipsey had the marathon; I've got the marathon of taking selfies. I spend so much time trying to get the perfect angle that by the time I'm done, I've aged like a president in office.
Marathon of Netflix
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Nipsey talked about a marathon, but my kind of marathon involves sitting on the couch for an entire weekend, binge-watching Netflix. I call it the Couch Potato Marathon, and I'm going for the gold in laziness.
Nipsey's Marathon vs. My Sprint
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Nipsey had the marathon; I've got the sprint. Sprinting to catch the elevator before it closes, sprinting to the fridge when I hear the ice cream truck – you know, the important stuff. My hustle is more of a short-distance sprint than a marathon.
Hustle in the Kitchen
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Nipsey was all about the hustle; I'm still figuring out how to hustle in the kitchen. My idea of meal prep is ordering takeout in advance. I'm basically a culinary visionary.
Mixtape Mishap
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Nipsey dropped mixtapes; I tried too. Gave my mixtape to my neighbor, and now they're using it as a coaster. I guess my beats are better suited for absorbing coffee stains.
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