4 Jokes For Nightstand

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Updated on: Apr 18 2025

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You know, I recently had a realization about my nightstand. It's like this little piece of furniture that's trying to ruin my life. I call it the "nightstand of doom." Every night, it's plotting against me.
I mean, first of all, it's a magnet for clutter. I put my keys
I recently decided to assemble my own nightstand. Big mistake. It came with those tiny screws and an instruction manual that looked like it was written in hieroglyphics. I swear, IKEA is trying to test our relationships with their furniture.
I'm there, surrounded by screws and wooden pieces, trying to
Let's talk about the late-night snack struggle. You ever get those midnight cravings, and you tiptoe into the kitchen like you're on a covert mission? The real problem is the nightstand. It judges you. It's like a tiny food tribunal right there in your bedroom.
You're standing in front of
Let's talk about the chaos that is the nightstand phone charger situation. I don't know how, but my phone charger is like a magician's disappearing act. I plug it in, and the next day, it's gone. Vanished. I'm convinced my nightstand is playing hide-and-seek with it.
And it's always when

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