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Can we talk about how the residents of Halloween Town are shocked by Christmas? I mean, they're literally monsters and creatures of the night, but a fat man in a red suit sliding down chimneys is where they draw the line. It's like, "Come on, guys, priorities!
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I imagine the job interview for being Santa Claus in Halloween Town goes like this: "Can you fit down chimneys? Great. Can you handle a sack full of creepy toys? Fantastic. Do you scare easily? Well, you might want to rethink this one.
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You know, I recently watched "The Nightmare Before Christmas" again. It's like a Disney movie that can't decide whether it's Halloween or Christmas. I mean, even the characters are confused. Jack Skellington is out there, like, "Should I be scaring kids or singing carols? Decisions, decisions!
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The Nightmare Before Christmas" is basically a cautionary tale about not letting your hobbies take over your life. Jack Skellington starts with a little curiosity about Christmas, and next thing you know, he's trying to become the Pumpkin King of the North Pole. Chill, Jack, it's just a holiday!
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Have you ever noticed that the Nightmare Before Christmas is basically the story of every shopping mall in December? One minute, it's all spooky Halloween decorations, and the next, they've got tinsel and Santa Claus everywhere. It's like, "Wow, Jack Skellington must be the manager of every mall in America!
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Watching "The Nightmare Before Christmas" makes me wonder if Jack Skellington ever thought about just taking a vacation. I mean, dude, give yourself a break! You've been trying to run Halloween and Christmas; it's like having two full-time jobs. No wonder he's always so stressed!
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I love how in "The Nightmare Before Christmas," when Jack discovers Christmas, he brings back weird presents to Halloween Town. It's like, "Here, little skeleton children, enjoy your haunted snow globes and spooky fruitcakes. And don't forget to thank Santa – or, in our case, Sandy Claws!
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You ever notice how in "The Nightmare Before Christmas," Jack's dog, Zero, has a glowing nose? I bet if Rudolph from the North Pole visited, he'd be like, "Wow, nice nose, Zero! Is it LED or incandescent?
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I love how "The Nightmare Before Christmas" teaches us that if you can't decide on a holiday, just mash them together! I'm thinking of doing the same with my birthday and New Year's Eve. Imagine singing "Auld Lang Syne" while blowing out candles on a cake shaped like a party hat. Genius, right?
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