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The Overenthusiastic Bouncer
Balancing tough and friendly
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The bouncer told me, "No sneakers allowed." I looked down at my shoes and said, "These aren't sneakers; they're just silent applause for my feet.
The Dance Floor Janitor
Trying to clean while people are still dancing
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People drop more than just beats on the dance floor. I'm convinced there's a lost and found for dignity somewhere around here.
The Awkward Pickup Artist
Struggling to impress without embarrassing oneself
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I asked someone to dance, and they said, "I have two left feet." I said, "Perfect, I have two right ones. We're like a dysfunctional human centipede!
The DJ with a Song Request Conflict
Dealing with ridiculous song requests
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Someone asked for the Macarena. I played it, and the whole dance floor transformed into a scene from a zombie apocalypse. I thought, "I've just unleashed the dance floor undead.
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