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Did you hear about the Nigerian marathon runner? He was fast as Naija lightning!
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Why did the Nigerian musician bring a ladder to the concert? Because they wanted to reach the high notes!
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Why did the Nigerian wear a helmet to the barbecue? In case the steaks got too rare!
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Did you hear about the Nigerian chef? He makes the best Naija jollof - it's un-beat-able!
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Did you hear about the Nigerian comedian who became a banker? He wanted to make some 'laughs' and cents!
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Why did the Nigerian astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!
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Why did the Nigerian bring a car door to the desert? So they could roll down the window when it got too hot!
Nigerian GPS
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I got lost the other day, and my GPS just kept saying, Turn left at the next Nigerian prince. I didn't realize navigation came with royal endorsements now. I'm just waiting for the day Siri tells me, Take a right at the Sultan of Brunei for a shortcut.
Nigerian Olympics
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Did you hear Nigeria is forming its own Olympic team for extreme sports? They've got Sprint to the ATM, Dodging Traffic Without Traffic Lights, and my personal favorite, Convincing Your Mom You're on the Phone When You're Actually at a Party.
Nigerian Cuisine
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I tried Nigerian food the other day, and I asked the waiter, Is this dish supposed to be spicy? He said, Spicy? Nah, that's just our version of saying hello to your taste buds. If you're not sweating, you're not eating Nigerian.
Nigerian Social Media
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I joined a Nigerian social media platform, and the friend requests I got were like the United Nations of princes. I accepted one, and now I'm expecting a royal wedding invitation any day. Move over Meghan and Harry, here comes me and Prince Charming from Lagos!
Nigerian Parenting Tips
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I asked a Nigerian friend for parenting advice, and he said, You gotta be like a scammer. Keep them guessing, make promises you can't keep, and occasionally throw in a dramatic plot twist just to keep things interesting. Works every time!
Nigerian Nightmares
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You ever notice how Nigerian scam emails went from promising you millions to just politely asking for your bank details? It's like they're saying, Hey, let's be honest, we both know you're not getting rich, but can we at least get a little financial therapy?
Nigerian Time Travel
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If you ever want to experience time travel, just try making plans with a Nigerian friend. They'll say, I'll be there in 5 minutes, and suddenly, you're in a parallel universe where 5 minutes equals an eternity. It's like Doctor Who, but with a lot more jollof rice.
Nigerian Weather Forecast
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I saw the Nigerian weather forecast today. It just said, Expect sunshine, occasional rain, and a 50% chance of someone promising you a fortune if you just help them transfer a small amount of money. Umbrella not included.
Nigerian Superheroes
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I heard Nigeria is launching its own superhero franchise. Forget Superman and Batman; they've got The Incredible Punctuality Man and Captain Email Scam. Villains beware, because The Mighty Power Outage is here to save the day!
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