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The Weather Channel Addict
Life revolves around weather updates, even during social events.
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Small talk at a social event be like: "Did you see the sunset last night?" Me: "No, I was too busy analyzing the barometric pressure trends.
The Conspiracy Theorist Weather Watcher
Believes weather patterns are controlled by secret organizations.
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Weather satellites? Just an excuse for extraterrestrials to keep an eye on us. I bet they're sitting up there, sipping alien cocktails, saying, "Look at these humans. Can't even handle a little drizzle.
The Pessimistic Weather Pundit
Thinks the sky is always plotting against them.
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People say the sun is a symbol of positivity. I say it's just a giant ball of gas trying to blind us all. "Hey, look on the bright side!" they say. I can't, the sun's in my eyes!
The Optimistic Weather Enthusiast
Always trying to see the bright side, even in a storm.
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The weather app on my phone says, "Chance of rain: 50%." I like those odds. In my world, that means there's a 50% chance I won't need an umbrella, and a 50% chance I'll regret not bringing one.
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