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Why did the crossword puzzle love reading the New York Times? Because it was always searching for the 'write' answers!
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What did the New York Times journalist use to fix a story mistake? A typo-graphical error!
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What did the New York Times say to the opinion columnist? 'You've got our stamp of editorial approval!
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Why did the New York Times reporter win an award? They knew how to 'column-ate' the facts!
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Why did the New York Times reporter visit the garden? To get the latest 'plant' news!
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What do you call a journalist who loves to cook while reading the New York Times? A 'recipe' for headlines!
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You know, the New York Times is so expensive, I told my friend, If I wanted to go broke reading fiction, I'd just date again!
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They say reading the New York Times gives you a worldly perspective. Well, after reading it, all I know is I can't afford to live anywhere they talk about!
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The New York Times has this crossword puzzle that's so hard, I swear, I've been stuck on it longer than my last relationship!
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You know you're getting old when you read the New York Times for the articles and not just the obituaries to see who you've outlived!
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I tried subscribing to the New York Times, but they said it's cheaper to buy a house in Manhattan. At least then I'd have somewhere to live after paying!
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You know you're deep into the New York Times when you start referring to regular people as commoners and wondering why everyone doesn't have a summer home in the Hamptons!
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You ever try to cancel a New York Times subscription? It's like trying to break up with someone who keeps sending you letters about global warming!
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Every time I read the New York Times, I feel like I should be wearing a monocle and sipping on an overpriced latte. Instead, I'm in sweatpants trying to pronounce quinoa correctly!
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I asked my buddy why he reads the New York Times. He said it's the best way to pretend you're cultured without actually leaving your couch. I told him Netflix does the same thing, but with better drama!
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