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You ever notice how the phrase "new knock knock" sounds like the beginning of a joke, but it's just the latest app update telling you there's a new version available? I'm just here trying to laugh, not update my software!
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You know you're living in the digital age when even the classic knock knock joke has a software upgrade. I'm just waiting for the "new who's there" update to drop – I hope it doesn't come with annoying pop-up ads.
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Knock knock! Who's there? "New knock knock." Oh great, now my door is getting software updates too. Next thing you know, it's going to ask me for my Wi-Fi password!
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Have you guys heard about the "new knock knock" trend? I tried it at home, and my neighbor thought I was delivering a package. Turns out, it was just my attempt at being tech-savvy with door-related humor.
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I decided to try the "new knock knock" approach with my grandma. She just looked at me and said, "Back in my day, knock knock jokes didn't need updates. They were funny the first time!" Touché, Grandma.
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I told my friend about the "new knock knock" thing, and he said, "Oh yeah, I've been doing that for years – it's called changing the doorbell batteries." Well, I guess I'm fashionably late to that tech trend.
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Knock knock. Who's there? "New knock knock." Oh, great. Now even my door is trying to keep up with the latest comedic trends. Next, it'll be asking me to rate its performance on a scale from 1 to 5 stars.
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Tried the "new knock knock" on my cat. She just stared at me, unimpressed. Apparently, feline humor is more into surprise attacks than scheduled punchlines. Note to self: cats are not fans of software-based humor.
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I asked my phone's virtual assistant to tell me a knock knock joke, and it responded, "Sure, just say 'new knock knock.'" I guess even technology wants to be in on the joke. Can't wait for the day my fridge starts cracking dad jokes while I'm grabbing a midnight snack.
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