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Why do birds always live in high places? Because they don’t like to stoop to low levels—nest are the best!
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Why did the mama bird sit on her eggs? She didn’t trust them to hatch-tually survive on their own!
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Why did the bird join a band? Because he had perfect pitch and loved to tweet out his songs from the nest stage!
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Why did the bird couple decide to buy a nest together? They wanted a love nest to tweet from!
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Why don’t birds get lost on the internet? Because they have their tweets in a nest!
Nest Generation Problems
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Kids these days are so high-tech. My daughter asked for a new gaming console, and I thought, Sure, let's build a nest for the future generation! Little did I know, she was talking about a Nintendo, not a twig fort in the backyard.
Nestflix and Chill
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So, my wife wanted to spice up our movie nights, right? She suggested we create a cozy nest with blankets and all. I thought, Great! Nestflix and chill! Turns out, she meant actually building a nest, like twigs and feathers. I just wanted to watch a rom-com.
Nestor the Not-So-Neighborly Neighbor
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I've got this neighbor, Nestor. Every time he borrows something, he insists on leaving an egg as collateral. I've got a collection of eggs now. I'm not sure if I'm running a lending library or a chicken coop.
Nest Friends Forever
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I read somewhere that crows have a memory so good they can recognize human faces. Well, my neighbors must be part crow because every time I mess up building my nest, they squawk at me like, Remember that guy who can't make a decent nest?
The Nest Nightmare
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You ever try putting together one of those IKEA nests? I swear, by the time I was done, the birds had migrated for the winter! The only thing nesting there was my frustration.
Nesting Instincts
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I tried tapping into my nesting instincts, you know, to be one with nature. Ended up binge-watching Survivor and ordering pizza. Turns out, my nesting instincts are more aligned with Netflix and delivery.
Nestflix: A Bird's Tale
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I pitched a new documentary to Netflix about the fascinating world of nests. They rejected it, saying it lacked drama. I guess they were expecting more than just birds arguing about property lines. They wanted a real nest-drama series!
Nesting in the Modern Age
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I heard about this new tech trend - smart nests. You can control the temperature, lighting, and even order food. I thought it was brilliant until my nest started playing EDM music at 3 AM. Apparently, it had its own party agenda.
Nest-astrophy in the Kitchen
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My wife's attempt at making a gourmet omelette turned into a nest-astrophy. There were eggs, cheese, and feathers everywhere. I swear, it was like a crime scene from a poultry detective movie. Call it The Maltese Falcon.
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