5 Jokes For Neighbour

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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Nosy Neighbor Nancy

Nancy can't resist poking her nose into everyone's business in the neighborhood.
My neighbor is so nosy, she once asked me how my doctor's appointment went before I even left the house. I didn't know whether to be impressed or terrified.

Overachieving Oscar

Oscar is constantly trying to outdo everyone else in the neighborhood.
My neighbor Oscar is so competitive, he turned our annual block party into a full-blown talent show. I didn't know I needed tap-dancing lessons to fit in with the neighbors.

Petty Patty

Patty and her next-door neighbor are engaged in an ongoing battle of passive-aggressive one-upmanship.
Petty Patty's latest move? She replaced her porch light with a spotlight pointing directly at her neighbor's bedroom window. I guess she wanted to make sure they had a well-lit view of her pettiness.

Rival Renovation Randy

Randy and his neighbor are in constant competition over who can have the fancier home renovations.
The rivalry got so intense that Randy's neighbor built an observation deck to watch Randy's every move. It's like living next to your own personal reality show, "The Home Improvement Games.

Clueless Carl

Carl is utterly clueless about what's happening in the neighborhood.
Carl is so out of the loop that he thought the "For Sale" sign on his neighbor's lawn was just a new form of lawn decoration. He's still waiting for them to bring out the inflatable snowman.

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