7 Jokes About Neighborhoods

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Updated on: Jun 08 2025

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I asked my neighbor if he could lend me his lawnmower. He told me he couldn't because his lawn needed trimming too!
My neighbors are like passwords – I never remember them until I need something!
I told my neighbor I'd buy him a tree for his birthday. He said he wanted a leaf blower instead!
My neighbors always throw fantastic parties. I guess you could say they really know how to raise the roof!
My neighbors always borrow sugar from me. I think I'm living in a sweet neighborhood!
I invited my neighbor to my barbecue, and he brought his own grill. Talk about bringing the heat!
I asked my neighbor if he wanted to join a band. He said he could only play the fence!

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