6 Jokes For Neighbor

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Updated on: Feb 06 2025

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My neighbor invited me to his house to see his new invisible fence. I couldn't find it!
I told my neighbor I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta house!
Why don't neighbors ever play hide and seek? Because good fences make good neighbors, and hiding ruins the whole purpose!
I told my neighbor I can make a boat out of trash. He said, 'Can you really?' I replied, 'I've been talking garbage for years!
I asked my neighbor if I could borrow his lawnmower. He told me, 'Sorry, I'm not cutting it today.
My neighbor complained about my music being too loud. So I turned it up to drown out his complaints!

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