7 Jokes For Needle

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Updated on: Aug 21 2024

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a needle and thread and said, 'Start with these!
I used to be afraid of needles, but then I realized it was just a little pinprick of my imagination!
I told my friend I can thread a needle in under 10 seconds. He bet me $50, and I won. It was a sew-sew situation!
I told my friend he should take up sewing. He said, 'It's not my thread and butter.
I accidentally pricked my finger with a needle while sewing. Now, I have a thimble-ina!
I dropped my needle in the haystack. Now, I'm trying to thread carefully!
I tried to make a joke about needles, but it didn't quite hit the point. I guess it was a little needledess.

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