18 Jokes About Native Americans

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Updated on: Sep 07 2024

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Why did the Native American wear feathers in his hair? To keep a good 'pluck' on life!
What do you call a Native American who can't stop bouncing? A pogo Pawnee!
Why did the Native American go to art school? To draw his own destiny!
Why did the Native American open a bakery? He wanted to make some 'reservation' rolls!
Why did the Native American bring a pillow to the powwow? In case he wanted to take a nap-ache!
Why did the Native American bring a map to the desert? In case he got lost in his own 'tribe'les!
Why did the Native American break up with his calculator? It couldn't teepee up.
Why did the Native American bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
I tried to join a Native American drum circle once, but I couldn't keep up. They were playing in 4/4 time, and I was stuck in 1492!
I dated a Native American once, and whenever we argued, she'd bring up her ancestors' resilience and connection to nature. I couldn't compete with centuries of emotional wisdom, so I just started planting trees to make amends!
I visited a Native American casino and lost all my money. They should call it 'Taking a Wampum on Your Wallet!'
I went to a Native American restaurant, and they had a dish called 'Reservation Reservations.' Turns out, it's just a table for two with a side of guilt for not making a reservation!
I went to a Native American comedy show, and the opening act was a stand-up tree. Tough crowd, but the leaves were falling off with laughter!
I went camping with some Native American friends, and they showed me how to start a fire without matches. Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling with my lighter like it's a Rubik's Cube!
I asked a Native American friend for directions, and he said, 'Just follow the buffalo.' I'm still stuck in traffic behind a herd of them!
I tried to impress a Native American friend with my wilderness survival skills. I built a shelter out of twigs and leaves. He called it 'Airbnb for squirrels.'
I tried to learn a Native American dance, but my version looked more like the cha-cha-cha meets a rain dance. Let's just say I'm not invited to powwows anymore!
Native Americans and GPS - It's like they were the original 'lost tribe,' but now they've upgraded to Google Trailblazer!

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