10 National Tell A Joke Day Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 23 2024

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National Tell a Joke Day is great and all, but I've realized something. We need a National "Explain the Punchline Because Someone Didn't Get It" Day. I've spent more time doing that than actually telling the joke.
You know you're getting old when you remember a time before National Tell a Joke Day. Back then, we just called it "Tuesday." Kids these days with their fancy designated joke-telling days.
I tried celebrating National Tell a Joke Day with my cat. Turns out, she's more into deadpan humor. Every joke was met with the same expression. I guess I need to work on my feline-friendly material.
I love the idea of National Tell a Joke Day, but do we really need a special day for that? I feel like my life is already a continuous loop of dad jokes and puns. My friends probably think I celebrate it every day.
Have you ever tried telling a joke on National Tell a Joke Day and the only one who laughs is Siri on your phone? It's like, "Thanks for the support, Siri, but I was really hoping for some human validation here.
You ever notice how the national days keep getting more specific? I mean, we've gone from "National Tell a Joke Day" to soon having "National Wear Mismatched Socks While Reciting Knock-Knock Jokes Day." It's getting oddly specialized, isn't it?
National Tell a Joke Day is a reminder that laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure my health insurance doesn't cover stand-up comedy as therapy. I guess I'll just have to stick to the traditional stuff.
Have you ever tried celebrating National Tell a Joke Day at work? I did, and let's just say HR wasn't as impressed with my comedic genius during the budget meeting. Apparently, jokes about expense reports don't land well.
So, I'm thinking about this National Tell a Joke Day, and I'm like, "Wait a minute, isn't that every day for stand-up comedians?" I mean, do I get a day off or double the jokes on that particular day? Decisions, decisions.
I was excited for National Tell a Joke Day until I realized my neighbor's dog probably has more original material in his barking routine than I do. Maybe I should hire him as my comedy consultant.

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