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Why don't ancient emperors play hide and seek in Nanking? Because with all those pagodas, it's impossible not to be 'dynasty'-covered!
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Why don't ghosts visit Nanking? They're afraid of 'Ming'-ling with its historical spirits!
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Why do people in Nanking make great storytellers? Because they have a 'Great Wall' of tales to share!
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Why did the ancient artifact go to Nanking? To 'unearth' the secrets of its own 'history'!
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Why did the cookie go to Nanking? It wanted to become an expert in 'fortune' telling!
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Why was the map of Nanking always wrinkled? Because it had too many 'folded' stories!
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Why did the history book refuse to cover Nanking? It said, 'I can't compete with the city's 'epic' tales!
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Why did the tourist bring a ladder to Nanking? To 'scale' the city's heights – both literally and figuratively!
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Nanking sounds like a verb from a really confusing dictionary. 'I was nanking all day, but I still have no idea what I accomplished.'
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You ever notice how 'Nanking' sounds like a failed attempt at naming a new dance move? 'I tried to do the Nanking at the club, but everyone just thought I was having a seizure.'
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Nanking - the only word that can turn a history class into a spelling bee. 'Spell Nanking. Now, who can tell me about the Second Sino-Japanese War?'
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Nanking - the city that probably has a complicated relationship with its autocorrect. 'No, phone, I'm not trying to type 'napping,' I'm talking about a historical event!'
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Nanking – because when you want to bring up a sensitive historical topic, but also sound like you're discussing the latest trendy restaurant. 'Have you tried the sushi at Nanking? Oh, and by the way, let's discuss World War II.'
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Nanking – because who needs a normal conversation when you can throw in a word that makes everyone do a mental double take? It's like playing linguistic chess, and 'Nanking' is your unexpected checkmate.
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Nanking – the city that got a bad rap and a worse name. It's like the universe played a cruel joke on them. 'Let's give them a name that sounds like a bad punchline.'
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Nanking – the only word that can make history buffs cringe and hipsters scratch their heads simultaneously. It's like the ultimate crossover episode.
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You know you're in trouble when your GPS mispronounces 'banking' as 'Nanking.' Suddenly, you're not just lost, you're rewriting economic history.
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