7 Jokes About Mythology

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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Why did the Sphinx become a detective? She wanted to uncover ancient riddles!
Why was the underworld party a success? Because Hades a great DJ!
Why did the gods start a band? They wanted to make some myth-ical music!
Why did the minotaur never get lost in the labyrinth? Because he always knew how to 'bull'-doze through!
Why was the ancient Greek mathematician bad at mythology? He couldn't 'count' on the stories being accurate!
How do you throw a fantastic party for mythology creatures? You plan it centaur-perfectly!
Why did the centaur apply for a job as a tour guide? Because he knew all the best 'hoof'-ten spots!

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