7 My Neighbor Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 13 2025

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My neighbor keeps borrowing my tools and never returns them. I guess you could say our friendship is 'screwed'!
I asked my neighbor if they knew how to fix a leaky faucet. They said they'd 'drip' by later with some advice!
My neighbor tried to sell me their lawnmower. I declined, saying it was a cut 'above' my budget!
I tried to tell my neighbor a joke about construction, but it went over their 'head'!
I told my neighbor a joke about electricity. They didn't get it, but it was quite 'shocking'!
I asked my neighbor if they wanted to hear a joke about the roof. They said the idea went right over their 'shingles'!
My neighbor asked if I could watch their plants while they're away. I guess you could say I'm now their 'buds'itter!

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