7 Jokes For My Hero

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Updated on: Aug 11 2024

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I asked my hero for fashion advice. They said, 'The key is to dress like you're already famous.
My hero told me they could walk on water. I asked how, and they said, 'Easy, just do it when it's frozen.
I asked my hero for a workout tip. They said, 'Sweatpants are a great motivator. They have the word 'sweat' right in them.
I asked my hero for a book recommendation. They said, 'How to procrastinate and still get things done.
I asked my hero if they believe in love at first sight. They said, 'Of course, that's how I feel about pizza.
I asked my hero for some cooking tips. They said, 'The secret ingredient is always thyme.
I told my hero I could sing like an angel. They said, 'Honey, even angels wear earplugs.

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