8 My Girlfriend Tagalog Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 30 2024

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I asked my girlfriend to teach me romantic Tagalog phrases. Now, I'm fluent in 'Gusto kita' and 'San tayo mamaya?'—perfect for food trips!
My girlfriend's Tagalog lessons are intense. She asked me to say 'Mahal kita' perfectly. I did, and now she thinks I want to marry her cat!
I told my girlfriend, 'Gusto kitang samahan.' She got excited until I mentioned it was to buy groceries—not for a romantic getaway!
My girlfriend said, 'Basta ikaw, mahalaga.' I thought it meant 'You're important no matter what.' She clarified, 'As long as you bring me chocolate.
My girlfriend wanted me to learn Tagalog to impress her parents. Now, I say 'opo' so much, even my friends think I'm agreeing to things I have no clue about!
I introduced my girlfriend to Tagalog cuisine. Now, she’s obsessed with halo-halo. She said, 'It's the only thing that gives me brain freeze and happiness simultaneously!
My girlfriend laughed when I said, 'Iniisip kita.' She thought I was being romantic until I clarified that I was just overthinking things!
My girlfriend asked me to say 'Mahal kita' in Tagalog with sincerity. Now, every time I say it, she's convinced I want something expensive!

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