7 Jokes For Musical

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Updated on: Apr 21 2025

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I told my friend I could play any song on the guitar. He asked for the alphabet song – I played it in alphabetical order.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a musician – still not making enough dough.
I told my girlfriend she should be more supportive of my music career. Now she's my biggest fan – literally, she's got a giant foam finger.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes – we haven't got a gig yet.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug – then filed for divorce.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop playing rest notes.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

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