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Musicians always talk about finding their muse for inspiration. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here trying to find the remote that's been lost in the couch for three days. You know what's my muse? A bag of chips that disappeared without a trace.
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Musicians always have that one instrument they're inseparable from. It's like their security blanket, but instead of Linus with a blue blanket, it's Dave with his electric guitar. I guess it's a comfort thing, but I can't even keep track of my favorite pen for more than a week.
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You know how musicians say they can "feel" the music? I think they're onto something. I felt something too the other day when I accidentally stepped on a Lego, and let me tell you, it was more of a heavy metal experience than any concert I've been to.
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Musicians always talk about finding their "sound." I'm over here still trying to find my keys most mornings. If my sound could be the jingle of keys in my hand, I'd have a chart-topping album by now!
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You know what’s fascinating about musicians? They can make a song about the most mundane things, like a broken heart or a rainy day, and suddenly it's a hit. Meanwhile, I tried writing a poem about my toaster, and all I got was a lukewarm response from my cat.
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Have you noticed how musicians always have the most complicated relationships? It's like they’re composing a symphony of drama in their love lives. One minute it's a beautiful duet, and the next, they're hitting sour notes faster than a beginner on a violin.
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Have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone who just learned to play an instrument? It's like being stuck in a room with an overexcited parrot who only knows one tune. Yeah, the enthusiasm is great, but after a while, you start wishing for some different notes.
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You know, musicians have this amazing ability to turn any object into an instrument. I saw a guy playing a watermelon like a drum the other day. I mean, forget about fruit salad; he was making a whole fruit orchestra!
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Have you ever seen a musician in a music store? It’s like sending a kid to a candy store and expecting them to leave without a sugar rush. They’ll be strumming guitars, tapping on keyboards, and before you know it, the store's turned into their personal concert hall.
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