11 Jokes For Muffled

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Updated on: Nov 30 2024

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Why did the comedian become a librarian? He loved keeping things muffled – laughter included!
I invented a new language for shy people. It's called 'Mufflish' – it's all about muffled expressions and soft-spoken words!
Why did the comedian use a pillow on stage? He wanted to cushion the impact of his muffled punchlines!
Why did the muffin go to therapy? It felt like its feelings were getting too muffled!
Why did the muffler go to therapy? It had too many issues with letting things out!
Why did the soundproof room get a promotion? It was really good at muffling its complaints!
What do you call it when a sneeze is muffled? A 'hush-choo'!
Why did the pillow enroll in a comedy class? It wanted to learn how to keep its jokes muffled and soft!
Why did the ghost become a DJ? It loved spinning muffled tracks from the other side!
I tried to make a silent movie, but it was so muffled, even the subtitles whispered!
I asked the soundproof wall for some advice. It said, 'Speak softly and carry a big muffle!

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