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Why did the muffin go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
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Why did the muffin cross the road? To crumble under pressure on the other side!
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What did the muffin say to the pastry? You're just a crumb closer to me!
Muffin Negotiation
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You ever try to share a muffin with someone? It's like a delicate diplomatic mission. There's a negotiation over who gets the bigger half, and suddenly, you're in a pastry peace summit. Forget the Middle East, we need the United Nations of Muffins.
Muffin Conundrum
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I was at a bakery the other day, staring at the muffin selection, and I thought, Do these muffins have commitment issues? I mean, they can't decide if they want to be sweet or savory. It's like they're having an identity crisis in the pastry section.
Muffin GPS
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I tried a new bakery, and they had this muffin with a flavor I couldn't pronounce. I asked the cashier, Where on the muffin map am I right now? It's like the muffin industry is trying to challenge our taste buds with a worldwide tour.
Muffin Justice
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Have you ever noticed that the top of the muffin is the best part? It's like the superhero cape of the baking world. But then, you're left with the stump, the muffin base – the sidekick that nobody really cares about. Poor thing, it's the Robin of the bakery.
Muffin Fitness
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I decided to start my day with a muffin, thinking it would give me energy. But then I realized, eating a muffin for breakfast is like trying to fuel a rocket with marshmallows. It's a delicious idea, but my body's just left wondering, What were you thinking?
Muffin Mysteries
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I bought a muffin the other day, and it had those little crumbly bits on top. I thought, Are these muffin sprinkles or just the muffin's way of saying, 'You're going to need a vacuum cleaner after this?' It's like a delicious conspiracy against tidy eaters.
Muffin Rebellion 2.0
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Have you ever tried to toast a muffin? It's like they're staging a protest against heat. You put them in the toaster, and suddenly they're all like, No, I refuse to conform! I will not be warm and crispy! I am a rebel muffin!
Muffin Love
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You ever notice how muffins are like relationships? At first, they're warm and comforting. But after a while, you start finding nuts and fruits you didn't sign up for, and suddenly, it's a complicated mess. Maybe that's why they call it a muffin top – it's the relationship baggage bulging out.
Muffin Rebellion
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Why do muffins always come in packs of six or twelve? It's like they're forming a rebellion against all those solo muffins out there. We're not going down individually! We'll stick together and face the toaster as a united front!
Muffin Madness
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You know, I've been trying to eat healthier lately, so I thought, Let's go for the muffins, they seem innocent enough. But then I realized, muffins are basically just cupcakes that gave up on their dreams. They're like, I could've been a delightful dessert at a birthday party, but no, I'm stuck here pretending to be breakfast.
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