9 Mrs Maisel Jokes

Observational Jokes

Updated on: Nov 20 2024

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Mrs. Maisel can gracefully handle rejection on stage. If I tell a joke that doesn't land, I feel like I need a therapist, a life coach, and maybe a hug from a golden retriever to recover.
Have you noticed how Mrs. Maisel can turn a mundane situation into a hilarious performance? I tried doing that at a family dinner once, and now my relatives are convinced I'm auditioning for a one-person show called "The Awkward Chronicles.
Mrs. Maisel's confidence is so inspiring. I tried walking into a room with that level of self-assurance once, and people thought I was lost and looking for the restroom.
Mrs. Maisel has this ability to make any outfit look like it's straight out of a fashion magazine. Meanwhile, I put on my best clothes, and people ask me if I'm trying out a new laundry detergent.
Mrs. Maisel can handle hecklers like a pro. Meanwhile, I can barely handle someone cutting in front of me in the coffee line without rehearsing a whole monologue about it in my head for the next hour.
I was watching "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" the other day, and I couldn't help but wonder, how does she always have the perfect witty comeback? If I tried that, my comeback would probably be, "Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of me.
You ever notice how Mrs. Maisel's apartment always looks so chic and put together? I organized my place once, and now I can't find anything. It's like my socks have entered the witness protection program.
I was binge-watching "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel," and it hit me – she never seems to worry about her phone battery dying. Meanwhile, I panic if my battery drops below 50%, as if I might miss the call to become the next stand-up sensation.
Have you ever noticed how Mrs. Maisel can monologue for hours without breaking a sweat? I can barely get through a voicemail without sounding like a nervous teenager leaving a message for their crush.

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