6+ Best One Liners Jokes For mrs claus

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Mrs. Claus told Santa, 'I can't find my keys!' He replied, 'Have you checked the 'claus'et?

Mrs. Claus decided to become a gardener. Now, she's known for her 'sleigh' of hand in planting!

Mrs. Claus decided to take up painting. Now, she's an expert in 'Yule-tide' art!

Mrs. Claus tried to write a book about Santa's life. It turned into a 'claus' for celebration!

Mrs. Claus told Santa, 'I'm on a diet.' He said, 'You mean a 'sleigh't diet?' She replied, 'No, a cookie diet!

Mrs. Claus told Santa, 'I'm on a seafood diet.' He asked, 'You mean you see food and eat it?' She said, 'No, I see presents, and I eat cookies!

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