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The Heavy Lifter
Dealing with clients who underestimate the weight of their belongings
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A lady handed me a box labeled 'fragile.' I treated it like it was made of glass, and she's like, 'It's just my antique china.' I said, 'Ma'am, these plates could survive a meteor strike, but let's not test that theory.'
The Puzzle Packer
Coping with clients who pack their things in the most baffling ways
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Ever encountered a box labeled 'miscellaneous'? It's the Pandora's box of moving. You open it, and suddenly you're face-to-face with childhood toys, a high school yearbook, and someone's missing sock from 1987.
The Time Cruncher
Dealing with clients who expect lightning-fast moving services
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The fastest move I did? A client said, 'Make it snappy.' So, I moved their couch to the other side of the room. They blinked and said, 'I meant, like, instant noodles.'
The Sentimental Hoarder
Handling clients overly attached to their belongings
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A guy hugged his old lamp like it was a long-lost friend. 'You'll take care of her, right?' I nodded, thinking, 'Buddy, it's a lamp, not a lost puppy.'
The Fragile Expert
Navigating the delicate handling of items that are 'extremely fragile'
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I moved this 'fragile' sculpture once. Spent an hour wrapping it like it was the Mona Lisa. Turns out, it was a statue of a gorilla made from marshmallows. Fragile, sure, but deliciously misleading.
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