8 Jokes For Mountain Climber

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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What do you call a mountain climber who's always in a rush? A peak performer!
Why did the mountain climber carry a bar of chocolate? In case he wanted to 'rocky road' to the top!
What's a mountain climber's favorite type of math? Summitry!
What's a mountain climber's favorite type of footwear? High-tops!
How do mountain climbers communicate? They use 'elevated' language!
Why don't mountain climbers ever get in trouble? They know how to 'ascend' situations!
Why did the mountain climber carry a telescope? To 'peak' into the future!
Why was the mountain climber always happy? Because he had 'peaked' positivity!

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