5 Mothers Day Cards Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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The Pet Parent

Including fur babies in Mother's Day celebrations
I asked my cat to sign the Mother's Day card. She left a paw print, which is basically her version of a signature. I'm pretty sure it also said, "Thanks for the endless food and chin scratches. You're a decent servant.

The Rebellious Teen

Forced sentimentality on Mother's Day
I gave my mom a card that said, "You're like a fine wine – you get better with age." She looked at me and said, "Is this your way of telling me I'm old?" Maybe I should stick to emojis next time.

The New Parent

Juggling Mother's Day with a newborn
Mother's Day with a baby is like a surprise party you didn't want. "Surprise! You're exhausted, covered in spit-up, and the house looks like a toy store exploded!

The Forgetful Dad

Trying to remember Mother's Day
I tried to be proactive this year. I bought a Mother's Day card in January, but by the time May rolled around, I couldn't remember where I put it. Maybe I'll find it in time for Christmas.

The Overachieving Child

Finding the perfect Mother's Day card
I spent an hour in the card aisle, trying to find a card that perfectly captured my love for my mom. I ended up with one that said, "To the world's greatest mom – sorry, I mean the galaxy's greatest mom. I heard Mars has some tough competition.

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