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The Pet Parent
Including fur babies in Mother's Day celebrations
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I asked my cat to sign the Mother's Day card. She left a paw print, which is basically her version of a signature. I'm pretty sure it also said, "Thanks for the endless food and chin scratches. You're a decent servant.
The Rebellious Teen
Forced sentimentality on Mother's Day
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I gave my mom a card that said, "You're like a fine wine – you get better with age." She looked at me and said, "Is this your way of telling me I'm old?" Maybe I should stick to emojis next time.
The New Parent
Juggling Mother's Day with a newborn
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Mother's Day with a baby is like a surprise party you didn't want. "Surprise! You're exhausted, covered in spit-up, and the house looks like a toy store exploded!
The Forgetful Dad
Trying to remember Mother's Day
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I tried to be proactive this year. I bought a Mother's Day card in January, but by the time May rolled around, I couldn't remember where I put it. Maybe I'll find it in time for Christmas.
The Overachieving Child
Finding the perfect Mother's Day card
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I spent an hour in the card aisle, trying to find a card that perfectly captured my love for my mom. I ended up with one that said, "To the world's greatest mom – sorry, I mean the galaxy's greatest mom. I heard Mars has some tough competition.
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