bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did Morgan Freeman become a gardener? Because he wanted to narrate life from the roots up!
0
0
Why did Morgan Freeman open a bakery? So he could turn muffins into masterpieces with his voiceover!
0
0
Morgan Freeman's cat never lands on its feet; it gracefully descends with a Morgan Freeman narration!
0
0
Morgan Freeman can divide by zero. Why? Because the concept of 'impossible' just doesn't apply to him.
0
0
Morgan Freeman's computer never freezes. It takes a moment to reflect on its actions before resuming.
0
0
Morgan Freeman never loses at hide and seek. The universe just knows better than to hide from his gaze!
0
0
Morgan Freeman was asked for his opinion on time travel. He said, 'I've narrated the past and the present; let's leave the future to someone else.
0
0
Morgan Freeman's voice is so soothing; I use recordings of him to help me fall asleep. The problem is, now I associate bedtime with epic movie trailers, and I keep dreaming of action-packed pillow fights.
0
0
Morgan Freeman's voice is so iconic, I asked him to narrate my life. Now, I can't make a decision without hearing him say, 'He chose poorly.'
0
0
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my GPS directions. Can you imagine taking a wrong turn and hearing him calmly say, 'Well, looks like someone missed the exit. Time to reevaluate your life choices.'
0
0
I tried narrating my own life like Morgan Freeman for a day. By noon, I was tired of hearing, 'And then he took another nap. Riveting stuff.'
0
0
Morgan Freeman is so wise; I asked him about the meaning of life, and he said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when it's going to melt in your hands and make a sticky mess.'
0
0
I asked Morgan Freeman for advice on staying calm in stressful situations. He looked at me and said, 'Just imagine my voice saying, It's going to be okay, even when it's clearly not.'
0
0
I overheard Morgan Freeman ordering a coffee, and it was the most epic java quest I've ever witnessed. 'I'll take a grande Americano,' he said, and suddenly the barista felt like they were serving coffee to the gods.
0
0
If Morgan Freeman were a superhero, his power would be making your problems sound like plot twists. 'And just when you thought it couldn't get worse, he faced Monday morning traffic.'
0
0
I told Morgan Freeman a joke once, and he chuckled. The sound was so majestic; it created world peace for a brief moment. I should've charged admission.
Post a Comment