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Moray eels have these sharp teeth that can pop out from their mouths. I wish I had teeth like that, so I could avoid awkward conversations by just flashing my teeth and swimming away. Dental drama, sorted!
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I was watching a documentary about moray eels, and they were talking about how they have a second set of jaws in their throat to help them devour prey. I barely have the patience for one set of jaws, and they're out there upgrading like it's the latest iPhone.
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Moray eels are experts at blending into their surroundings. I tried doing that at a party once, but apparently, standing in the corner pretending to be seaweed doesn't make you the life of the party.
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Moray eels have this unique way of swimming, kind of like a serpentine dance. I tried copying it at the pool, and let me tell you, synchronized swimming is harder than it looks. Lifeguard wasn't impressed.
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I heard moray eels have a strong sense of smell. Imagine having a keen sense of smell underwater! You'd be the fish equivalent of that friend who can sniff out the best food in town.
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You know you're a moray eel when you spend most of your life hiding in holes and crevices. I can relate. Sometimes I wish I had a cozy hiding spot at work for those moments when I just need a break from reality.
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Ever notice how moray eels always look like they're judging you? They have that permanent side-eye, like they're saying, "Really? You're wearing that to the ocean today?
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Moray eels are like the ninjas of the sea. Have you ever seen one move? It's like they're doing an underwater dance, all stealthy and mysterious. I can barely make it across my living room without stubbing my toe.
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You ever notice how a moray eel looks like it's the secret agent of the ocean? Like, it's hiding in the coral, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. James Pond, anyone?
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