5 Jokes About Monkey

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 28 2024

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Zookeeper's Woes

Trying to control a mischievous monkey
You'd think putting a monkey in a cage would contain the chaos, right? Nope. It's like their daily mission is 'break out or break stuff'!

Adventurer's Plight

Navigating through a jungle with mischievous monkeys
Tried negotiating with monkeys in the jungle for safe passage. Turns out, they speak a dialect called 'banana for passage'!

Pet Owner Predicament

Dealing with a misbehaving pet monkey
I thought owning a monkey would be fun until it rearranged my living room. Forget Feng Shui, it's 'Fling and Chewi'!

Scientist's Quandary

Attempting to teach a monkey complex tasks
I attempted to teach a monkey quantum physics. The only 'quantum leap' it made was onto my desk, scattering papers faster than any particle accelerator!

Circus Clown's Dilemma

Working with a mischievous monkey in the circus
I tried to train the monkey to balance on a tightrope. The only thing it balanced was a banana on its nose while making a mockery of me!

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