6+ Best One Liners Jokes For monica

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Monica said she could make a sea creature out of caffeine. I told her, 'That's impossible.' She said, 'Oh, you haven't met my espressoctopus!

Monica tried to make a belt out of dollar bills. It didn't work because the bills kept folding!

Monica tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time!

I asked Monica if she believed in love at first sight. She said, 'No, but I believe in laughter after the first joke!

Monica joined a marathon but gave up after 5 minutes. She said, 'I forgot something at home.' When asked what, she replied, 'My motivation!

I told Monica I could make a car out of spaghetti. She laughed, but you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

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