5 Jokes About Money Laundering

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 23 2025

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The Money Launderer's Dry Cleaner

My clients have the cleanest clothes and the dirtiest money.
I've been washing money longer than I've been washing clothes; it's the secret to my spotless reputation.

The Money Detective

Solving financial crimes, one suspicious transaction at a time.
My favorite hobby is finding money launderers and then sending them a thank-you card for making my job interesting.

The ATM

Dispensing cash without judging your spending choices.
If ATMs could talk, we'd have a lot of financial gossip to share – imagine the secrets hidden in those bank statements!

The Launderette Owner

I just wanted clean clothes, not a visit from the IRS.
People say crime doesn't pay, but have they tried running a cash-only laundromat?

The Broke Accountant

Balancing my budget is harder than my yoga class.
I tried to diversify my portfolio, but it turns out, investing in lottery tickets isn't the best strategy.

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