9 Jokes For Molecule

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Updated on: Jul 30 2025

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How did the scientist avoid drinking too much liquid? He kept his ion the solution!
I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
Why did the molecule go to therapy? It had too much bonding issues!
Why did the molecule go to school? It wanted to be a little brighter!
Why did the molecule break up with the atom? It felt too bonded!
I told my friend a joke about a periodic table. He didn’t react, so I said, 'Are you in your element?
Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'We don’t serve noble gases here.' Helium doesn’t react.
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air!
Never trust an atom. They make up everything!

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