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What do you call a moe character who loves math? Alge-moe-trically cute!
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I asked my moe friend if they wanted to go on a diet. They said, 'Why? I'm already 'moe-licious' as I am!
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I tried to make a moe-themed dessert, but it turned out a bit 'half-baked.' Maybe I should stick to moe-caroni and cheese!
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Why did the moe character become a chef? Because they wanted to add a little extra 'kawaii' to every dish!
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I asked my moe friend if they believed in love at first sight. They said, 'Absolutely, especially if it's 'kawaii at first sight'!
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You know you're broke when Moe, your pet goldfish, starts giving you financial advice. I asked him for stock tips, and he said, 'Invest in bubble economy.' Thanks, Moe, real helpful!
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Moe, my pet parrot, is a real snitch. I accidentally stubbed my toe, and now he's repeating my entire profanity-laden rant to the entire neighborhood. Parenting tip: don't curse around parrots.
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Moe, my cat, is a fitness guru. He sits on my treadmill and judges me. I've never felt so motivated to run away from a judgmental furball in my life.
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Moe, my hamster, is a real daredevil. He escaped from his cage, climbed onto the ceiling fan, and started spinning like he was auditioning for Hamster's Got Talent. I've never seen a rodent with such a sense of adventure.
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Moe, my pet chameleon, is a master of disguise. He blends in with everything – my socks, the curtains, my dignity after he escaped during a date. I've never seen a reptile with such commitment to avoiding awkward situations.
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Moe, my pet turtle, is the slowest creature on the planet. I timed him crossing the living room – it's like waiting for a sequel to a movie that never gets released. I think he's working on 'The Tortoise and the Furious: Living Room Drift.'
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Moe, my dog thinks he's a therapist. I caught him charging the neighbor in bones for counseling sessions. I mean, he gives good advice, but the payment method is a bit 'ruff'.
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Moe, my pet snake, has a better love life than me. He sheds his skin more often than I change my relationship status on Facebook. Maybe I should try looking for love at the local reptile store.
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Moe, my pet rabbit, is a conspiracy theorist. He's convinced that the carrots in our fridge are government spies. I caught him whispering, 'They're watching us, man,' to the lettuce. I think my rabbit might be a little 'hare-brained.'
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