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I started a band with appliances. We're called 'The Moanin' Machines' – our first hit is 'The Fridge Blues'!
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What did one wall say to the other? 'I hear you're moaning about the cracks; at least I don't have a splitting headache!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing undressing and started moaning!
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Why did the comedian become a therapist? Because he knew how to turn everyone's moans into laughs!
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Why did the ghost go to therapy? It needed help with its moaning issues!
Ghosts at the Gym
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I went to the gym the other day, trying to get fit. There's this one guy on the treadmill, and I'm like, Dude, are you exercising or auditioning for a ghost role in a horror movie? The guy's moaning louder than my stomach during a horror flick.
Ghostbusters Job Application
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I saw a job posting for Ghostbusters. I'm thinking of applying because, at this point, I'm so used to moaning in my life that I might as well get paid for it. Who knew ghosts could be my job security?
Haunted Airbnb
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I booked an Airbnb, and the reviews were like, Great place, super cozy, but the walls moan at night. I thought, Is this a romantic getaway or an audition for 'Ghost Factor'? I just wanted a good night's sleep, not a paranormal experience!
Ghost Therapy
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I decided to see a therapist about my ghost issues. I tell the therapist, Doc, I keep hearing these strange moans at night. He goes, Have you tried talking to the ghosts? I'm like, I'm not having a séance; I'm trying to get a good night's sleep!
Ghost Dating Woes
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I tried online dating, and this one person had a profile picture with a ghostly filter. I thought, Oh great, they've got a moaning ghost as their relationship status. Is it too much to ask for a match without the haunted baggage?
Haunted House Hunting
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You ever try to find a place to live and you walk into a house, and it's like, Wow, this is perfect! Then you hear this weird sound, and you're thinking, Is that the plumbing, or did the last tenant leave their moaning ghost collection?
Ghost vs. Tech Support
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I called tech support because my laptop was making weird noises. The guy goes, Have you tried exorcising the demons from your hard drive? I'm like, No, but I did try turning it off and on again. Is that not enough to scare the ghosts away?
Haunted GPS
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I got a GPS for my car, and it starts giving directions like, In 500 feet, turn left, and you'll reach your destination... and possibly a haunted cemetery. Enjoy the moans, they come with the scenic route.
Ghostly Restaurant Reviews
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I went to this restaurant, and the waiter says, Our specialty is the moaning mushroom risotto. I'm like, I just wanted dinner, not a paranormal dining experience. Can I get a side of silence with that?
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